So, if you were a famous singer who just happened to be an accused child molester, and you were going to produce a song for another famous singer who just happened to be an accused child molester, what would be the worst possible name for that song? "You Are Not Alone?" Or "One More Chance?"
Perhaps on the suspicion that they are not alone in their interests, or that they may take one more chance to pursue them, a judge has spontaneously ordered Michael Jackson to stay away from R. Kelly at next month's Grammys. No word if the duo will collaborate on a remake of an old classic, tentatively titled, "I Fought The Law (and I Won)."
Maybe R. Kelly will perform this song at the Grammys.
Comment #1 :: link :: January 29, 2004 11:00 AMMaybe R. Kelly will perform this song at the Grammys.
Comment #2 :: link :: January 29, 2004 11:02 AMBetter that than Jackson's interpretive remake: "Thank Heaven for Little Boys."
Comment #3 :: link :: January 31, 2004 09:28 AMI thought Jackson was going to sing his version of "Only the Good Die Young" with the obvious replacements ...
Comment #4 :: link :: February 1, 2004 10:40 AMHow about that old standard, "My Sister Bared Her Breast In Front Of 140 Million People So You Would Forget About Me For A Minute?"
Comment #5 :: link :: February 3, 2004 09:34 AMBut she didn't. I mean you see more boobie on the beach in summertime. Now, I didn't want to see her piercing and shield, but she wasn't 1/2 topless in a significant way.
Comment #6 :: link :: February 3, 2004 11:43 PM
