• If you love old musicals, you should probably see The Drowsy Chaperone.
  
• If your idea of a delightful evening is listening to a man in whiteface and a bowler hat and an accordion sing (alternating between a countertenor falsetto and a Tom Waits-like growl) about blasphemy, prostitution, drug abuse, self-abuse, homicide, patricide, matricide, filicide, and deicide, then you should probably:
  
  • Seek professional help; or
  • Go to a Tiger Lillies concert.

That is all.

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